Old Lady Mae
Lately, Mae is obsessed with me getting old. She told me she doesn't want me to get old. According to Mae, old people are wrinkly all over - even on their feet. I told her that I'm not young, and some days I feel pretty old. She told me there's no way I'm old. To prove it, she went and got her umbrella and started walking around like a little old lady. She made me laugh. She said if I walked like that, THEN, I would be old.
I love her more than all the old folks homes in Florida.