I leave them alone - together - for just five minutes - and this is what happens. Look at the crazy looks on their faces -- Barbie is EVIL!

I just remembered -- I have to go in Friday to GET FIXED - I'm not sure how I feel about it -- but I do know I don't want any more babies loose in the house - it's a madhouse around here most days... I'm told the doctor performing the procedure is really great - okay - now I'm nervous thinking about it -- what if someone spooks him and his hand (holding the scalpel) slips?

Enough... It's got to be done... I've done my part to bring beautiful women into this world -- time to put me out to pasture and let me run free...

Listening to: A Whiter Shade of Pale - Annie Lennox

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